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Are you sure you want to eat here?
-Phoenix AZ-
At the corner of 44th and Thomas Rd sits a converted Jack-in-the-Box...
Now called...
That's right. Heart Attack Grill.
Now...Don't get me wrong, I think it's cool to have a gimmick...
In this case, the menu is succinct and to-the-point. They stick with what they know...
They only serve stuff calculated to kill you.
The Menu:
An $8.00 Cheeseburger (complete with 2 kinds of cheese and Queso sauce to boot!
And where else can you get lard-cooked chips? And cigarettes on the menu?
Please.
To top it off- Just so's you can get your daily carcinogens,
They really flame-broil the burgers...
And you'll also see another gimmick... Costumes.
The kitchen staff wears surgical scrubs.
The manager wears a doctor's lab coat and stethoscope;
And of course, the waitresses.
...Well... Here you go...
The fair Nadya, with my $8.00 burger.
How was it? you ask...
I liked it.
The burger was good too.
TBG- needing CPR and maybe mouth-to-mouth...
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