12 Gauge Porn

A couple-ten days ago my man Borepatch was lamenting that he hadn't been to the range in nigh on a year...
And while it hasn't been quite that long for me, it has been a while...Need to fix that soon.
And it's been a good long while since I put up some gratuitous shooty porn.

Time to remedy that right now...

Hold on to your butts, y'all...
Nothing says 'I love you!' "Don't fucking move" like a member of the Armed Services holding a 12 gauge on target.





























































































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Sunday Gospel Brunch - Johnny Cash and Waylon Jennings

There ain't no good chain gang.

('strewth!)



Bet it ain't raining back home
Bet you sister's still on the phone
Bet Momma's in the kitchen, cooking fried chicken
Wishing that I hadn't done wrong

Momma, don't you worry about it none though
Every thing's gonna be alright, Momma
They're teaching us a lot of new things in here, Momma

Things like there ain't no good in an evil-hearted woman
And I ain't cut out to be no Jesse James
And you don't go writing hot checks down in Mississippi
And there ain't no good chain gang

Papa's reading yesterday's mail
Wishing that the hay was all bailed
I bet he's wishing he could go fishing
And here I am a lazing in jail

Well, Papa, don't you worry about it none
Now, every thing's gonna be alright, Papa
They're teaching us a lesson today
We're learning pretty well too

We've already learned a whole lot of stuff already
Things like there ain't no good in an evil-hearted woman
And I ain't cut out to be no Jesse James
And you don't go writing hot checks down in Mississippi
And there ain't no good chain gang

There ain't no good in an evil-hearted woman
And I ain't cut out to be no Jesse James
And you don't go writing hot checks down in Mississippi
And there ain't no good chain gang

There ain't no good in an evil-hearted woman
And I ain't cut out to be no Jesse James
And you don't go writing hot checks down in Mississippi
And there ain't no good chain gang

There ain't no good in an evil-hearted woman
And I ain't cut out to be no Jesse James
And you don't go writing hot checks down in Mississippi
And there ain't no good chain gang

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Breaking News

President Obama is giving a speech at 11:35 today.
First, he will be fashionably late. As always.

Second, if you don't want to waste you time waiting, watching and listening, I'll summarize it for you now:

Blah blah blah the ACA is awesome blah blah blah I didn't lie blah blah blah It's someone else's fault blah blah blah the GOP sucks because Racists.
Blah blah blah.

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реверсирование In 3.... 2....

IOC Scotches Claims of Photo Ban for Sochi Journalists

MOSCOW, November 12 (R-Sport) - There will be no ban on journalists taking photographs or using social media at next year’s Winter Olympics in Sochi, the International Olympic Committee told R-Sport on Tuesday following erroneous reports to the contrary.
A Russian report Monday falsely attributed statements about supposed restrictions for reporters to Vasily Konov, head of R-Sport, which is part of Sochi host news agency RIA Novosti, and the report was cited by numerous Russian and U.S. media outlets.
“As during the London 2012 Games, accredited media at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Games are free to use social media platforms or websites for reporting purposes in line with the social media guidelines for accredited persons,” the IOC said in a statement sent to R-Sport.
“There have been no rule changes from London and the media will be able to report from the Games venues in Sochi, including by social media, in the same way.”
Guideline on the IOC website state that journalists, even those without a specific photographer’s accreditation, can take photographs at the Sochi Games and post them on social media, although these should not be used for commercial purposes.
The Sochi Olympics run from February 7 to 23.

H/T to St. Ass for the tip.

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STOL on a Cargo Ship

Kind of a 'why bother' since the Foxbat is extremely limited cargo room or passenger capacity, but still pretty cool.
Reminds me of the old days high-wind/short roll take offs and landings in Marathon during my sordid, daredevil youth.

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You're Kidding, Right?

No Tweets, Instagrams, iPhones at the Olympics, authorities declare.

Info from Fox news here...

The 2014 Olympics might feel more like 1914.
Journalists attending the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics in Russia will be forbidden from using everyday technology to take pictures and share information -- the mobile phones and tablets that have woven themselves into the fabric of daily life, the Olympics committee said.

More accurate (but much harder to read) info here:

Журналистам запретили снимать гаджетами Олимпиаду в Сочи

Использование пишущими журналистами мобильных телефонов для съемок спортсменов или зрителей во время зимней Олимпиады в Сочи будет считаться серьезным нарушением и приведет к аннулированию их аккредитации.

Об этом сообщает портал "Ридус" со ссылкой на заявление главы редакции Агентства спортивных новостей Василия Конова, сделанное им в ходе Всероссийского обучающего форума-семинара спортивных журналистов в Сочи.

I was wondering how they would enforce this kind of ban on gadgets and personal electronics...

I guess I kinda forgot (again) that in places other than the good ol' US of A, they can pretty much do whatever they want.


(H/T to KK for the pic)

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Obama's Greatest Country Hits

Last night the CMA awards were on...
(I didn't watch it as we were down in Orlando celebrating my sister's birthday by overindulging in red meat at Texas de Brazil...)
Seems that Twitter lit up with some hashtag madness with #ObamaCountrySongs
overnight...

Some of the best:

(Because your mine), I impose a fine
 - or -
I Snort the Line
 - or -
I Walk The Lie

Much Too Young To Owe This Much Debt

Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be community organizers


Man I Throw Like A Woman

Jarrett Take The Wheel

You can't hide your spyin' eyes

No shoes, no shirt, no healthcare

I can't stop taxing you

All My Nemesis Live in Texas
- or -
All My Allies Lives On Taxes

I Was Always On My Mind

You're once, twice, three times as shady

God Bless the NSA

She Thinks My Tax Is Sexy

He Stopped Treating Her Today
- or -
He Stopped Blaming Bush Today

Take this Plan and Love It

You picked a fine time to leave me, Blue Cross/Blue Shield

Stand By Your Plan

 I'm Proud To Be With Blago From Chicago

Live Like You Were Dying Because Your Health Insurance is Cancelled

It's golf o'clock somewhere.

Good stuff, Twitter-#obamacountrysongs


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Let's Try Again... Art:

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Virtual Sightseeing

Open Google Maps and plug in 16°51′53″N 11°57′13″E
then go to satellite view, and zoom in...

Afterwards, go here to check out the construction.

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Day of the Dead Art

I really like Día De Los Muertos artwork...
Thought I'd share some with you...

(Click pic for biggification)

 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Most of these are from here...

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