Thursday, November 07, 2013

Obama's Greatest Country Hits

Last night the CMA awards were on...
(I didn't watch it as we were down in Orlando celebrating my sister's birthday by overindulging in red meat at Texas de Brazil...)
Seems that Twitter lit up with some hashtag madness with #ObamaCountrySongs

Some of the best:

(Because your mine), I impose a fine
 - or -
I Snort the Line
 - or -
I Walk The Lie

Much Too Young To Owe This Much Debt

Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be community organizers

Man I Throw Like A Woman

Jarrett Take The Wheel

You can't hide your spyin' eyes

No shoes, no shirt, no healthcare

I can't stop taxing you

All My Nemesis Live in Texas
- or -
All My Allies Lives On Taxes

I Was Always On My Mind

You're once, twice, three times as shady

God Bless the NSA

She Thinks My Tax Is Sexy

He Stopped Treating Her Today
- or -
He Stopped Blaming Bush Today

Take this Plan and Love It

You picked a fine time to leave me, Blue Cross/Blue Shield

Stand By Your Plan

 I'm Proud To Be With Blago From Chicago

Live Like You Were Dying Because Your Health Insurance is Cancelled

It's golf o'clock somewhere.
Good stuff, Twitter-


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