Things I'd rather be doing than watching Obama give his last State of the Union address:
Really. Anything but listening to his narcissistic bleatings and petulant simpering.
TBG - still down under.
- Root canal work by an unwashed Mumbai sewer worker using only a teaspoon and a dull icepick.
- Crotch defoliation via highspeed belt sander followed by site irrigation with nitric acid.
- Molten aluminum enema.
- Chalazion removal and curettage on my eyelid using a tire iron & a 10-cent cigar.
- Swim laps in a the sewage treatment tanks at the Mexico City leper hospital.
Really. Anything but listening to his narcissistic bleatings and petulant simpering.
TBG - still down under.
2 comments:
You didn't miss anything... Trust me...
I was forbidden to watch because I have an Obama speech drinking game sheet here.
My wife said she'd refuse to call an ambulance for alcohol poisoning.
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