Looks a lot like the map of Houston. There are parts even the Mighty J should not be in after dark. I'd suggest marking the gps coordinates of the area with hills and trees and squirrels... ya know in case the SHTF. .22 shorts or a pellet gun could fill the pot. Although, you might need a turret mounted mini-gun to get there. I apologize. I've been drinking Wodka, very, very good Wodka mind you.
Reminds me of an old board game that one of the guys brought to deer camp a few years back "Welfare" and you had to roll the dice through the ghetto (another out of wedlock baby, receive $200! or Bro caught jacking a car, pay $300 bail!) It would so not be manufactured now, but it was SO true.
Do you have a firearm that you have purchased for home protection, but are not comfortable with your ability to safely maintain, load and fire it?
Uncle Jay would be glad to help.
If you've never shot a firearm or would like an introduction into shooting sports, just let me know.
I can arrange range time and can give you practical assistance in learning about guns, or help you with your personal protection firearm.
Always remember the 5 rules:
1. Always treat a firearms as if it is loaded.
2. Never point a firearm at anyone or anything that you do not intend to kill or destroy.
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.
4. Know your target and what is beyond the target.
5. Don't be a dick.
You can violate one of the rules and you might survive; If you break two of the rules, someone could be hurt or killed.
Violate the 5th rule and the person hurt or killed will probably be you.
Always remember: You are personally responsible for anything that happens while a gun is in your hands.
Ex Libiris
People who should have better judgement than to be following a subversive bastard like Yours Truly
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ROTFLMAO! Pretty much DEAD ON!!! :-)
Let's have a drink in Fake Boobs.
I can get a motorboat!
And Second Prize is a two week all expenses paid vacation in JAX ...
So which part do you live in, Jay? ;-)
Looks a lot like the map of Houston.
There are parts even the Mighty J should not be in after dark.
I'd suggest marking the gps coordinates of the area with hills and trees and squirrels... ya know in case the SHTF. .22 shorts or a pellet gun could fill the pot.
Although, you might need a turret mounted mini-gun to get there.
I apologize. I've been drinking Wodka, very, very good Wodka mind you.
Reminds me of an old board game that one of the guys brought to deer camp a few years back "Welfare" and you had to roll the dice through the ghetto (another out of wedlock baby, receive $200! or Bro caught jacking a car, pay $300 bail!) It would so not be manufactured now, but it was SO true.
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