Ok. I'll play. Let's see... pic 1: The post coitus subaru ownerus hipster. Many have been uncovered just so having perished discussing global worming while star gazing. Pic 2 appears to show evidence of a closing time beer gogglish mating ritual. The females are commonly known to eat their sperm donor and remarkably fastidious, rarely leaving a trace.
Female,alien, and uses only two of her legs for walking, but not for mating -as evidence with her car hood encounter.
Afterwards, recognizing her mistake in her crappy car choose, she 'imprinted' her hatched hybrid spawn with a superior quality of metal. the garbage receptacle -which likely moves faster too.
I'm not sure why her offspring has chicken feet, but I assume it was because she crossed the road
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I like how there is only one set of foot prints going to, then away from, each one.
...They meet in the middle,
then BANG!(heh)Poof! Gone!
I'm guessing spontaneous combustion due to friction.
(Dad warned me about that when I was a teen.)
Ok. I'll play.
Let's see...
pic 1: The post coitus subaru ownerus hipster. Many have been uncovered just so having perished discussing global worming while star gazing.
Pic 2 appears to show evidence of a closing time beer gogglish mating ritual. The females are commonly known to eat their sperm donor and remarkably fastidious, rarely leaving a trace.
Female,alien, and uses only two of her legs for walking, but not for mating -as evidence with her car hood encounter.
Afterwards, recognizing her mistake in her crappy car choose, she 'imprinted' her hatched hybrid spawn with a superior quality of metal. the garbage receptacle -which likely moves faster too.
I'm not sure why her offspring has chicken feet, but I assume it was because she crossed the road
I swear, I started my explanation before reading kx59 -GTFOOMDM
@thirdnews:
The evidence speaks for itself, n'est-ce pas?
Either that, or I'm just among like minded individuals. :-)
ROTF, +1 on kx59... :-)
The beast with two backs...
@David-
Ding!
We got a winnah!
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