Sunday, May 22, 2011

Sadly, I've Had One Of These Before

Scatological discourse of epic proportions...
Decidedly NSFW; perhaps offensive to those of prudish or delicate sensibilities, but highly entertaining.

Read Gibbering Horror at Frizzen Sparks


Enjoy such literary gems such as...

"...she’d burn my underwear and make me start exfoliating my glutes with an angle grinder."

"...a portent of oncoming fecapocalypse..."

"...fetid ribbons of pure evil..."

"...barnacles scraped from Cthulu’s taint..."

"...a mercy flush to spare any unsuspecting coworkers lung damage..."

And the best:
"If there is a Congressional Medal of Honor for toilet plungers, the one at work deserves two."

Kudos to Graumagus, of the cast-iron colon...



TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

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