For Your Consideration

Skeeter: a 25-year-old white male.

Trucker hat worn backwards, cigarette over the right ear ("for later...") , wifebeater t-shirt, 12-pound silver belt buckle, sparse goatee and 6 to 8 days additional beard growth.



1990- Out with 'the little woman' for a nice dinner.

Skeeter: "Hey hon... Gimme a beer and two dozen wings- ultra hot. Y'know, it's our anniversary...make it a Michelob. She'll have the same."



2009- Same scenario and, unfortunately, the same attire.

Skeeter: "Konichiwa, darlin'. I was thinking going omakase, and mah sweetie here wants the Chirashi bowl... And can ya bring us a coupla bottles of sake?"

Sweetie: "I'd rather have a Kirin...or a Sopporo if you have it."



Times, they are a'changin'.



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