I would pay BIG money to see anyone give, or hell, attempt to give TBG a wedgie (unless she was REALLY cute)... I would, however, need to know which of their survivors they'd like me to pay.
Since Kim tends to be even more well-armed than I am at most times (she is, after all, LE and is the one who enforces the "no firearms on Loggerhead" policy) I would sit still (heh) for it... for a while...
But like I said... Revenge and retribution are subtle things...and best exercised with discretion. I would think it would something sneaky; something that becomes apparent, say, when the perp is on TV in Omaha Nebraska.
Do you have a firearm that you have purchased for home protection, but are not comfortable with your ability to safely maintain, load and fire it?
Uncle Jay would be glad to help.
If you've never shot a firearm or would like an introduction into shooting sports, just let me know.
I can arrange range time and can give you practical assistance in learning about guns, or help you with your personal protection firearm.
Always remember the 5 rules:
1. Always treat a firearms as if it is loaded.
2. Never point a firearm at anyone or anything that you do not intend to kill or destroy.
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.
4. Know your target and what is beyond the target.
5. Don't be a dick.
You can violate one of the rules and you might survive; If you break two of the rules, someone could be hurt or killed.
Violate the 5th rule and the person hurt or killed will probably be you.
Always remember: You are personally responsible for anything that happens while a gun is in your hands.
Ex Libiris
People who should have better judgement than to be following a subversive bastard like Yours Truly
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I'm an uber-cool non-nerd! How would you like your wedgie?
Extra crispy.
With a side order of revenge, served cold.
You sure you want to play this game?
(evil grin)
TBG
Okay, okay, I'll spare you, but only at the pleading of my inner child. You know - the one that used to program the Timex Sinclair in BASIC.
Inner child?
Why'd you eat him?
Man, you are mean.
I would pay BIG money to see anyone give, or hell, attempt to give TBG a wedgie (unless she was REALLY cute)... I would, however, need to know which of their survivors they'd like me to pay.
Bug
Well, now...
Since Kim tends to be even more well-armed than I am at most times
(she is, after all, LE and is the one who enforces the "no firearms on Loggerhead" policy) I would sit still (heh) for it... for a while...
But like I said... Revenge and retribution are subtle things...and best exercised with discretion. I would think it would something sneaky; something that becomes apparent, say, when the perp is on TV in Omaha Nebraska.
;)
tbg
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