Gee. What a shocker.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Gee. What a shocker.

We interrupt our Shanghai 2006 coverage with this breaking story from the world of entertainment...

From our "Who didn't see this coming" Department:

Reports: Britney Spears Sex Tape Real, Fed-ex To Sell It

(I love it... K-Fed is now Fed-ex. Those wacky tabloid writers...)

Famous, out-

We now return you to our coverage of WWF: Redneck vs. The Celestial Kingdom. Now on pay-per-view.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: ok, as I called it (only quicker even than I predicted)

so...what do I win ?

Bug; 6:08 PM, November 14, 2006

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Always remember the 5 rules:

1. Always treat a firearms as if it is loaded.
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3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.
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Listen 2 Uncle Jay

Tuesday, November 14, 2006