Shanghai 4 - Fun on the menu

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Shanghai 4 - Fun on the menu

As I travel around the city, I've taken to reading the menus that are posted
outside restaurants. They are an exercise in creative translation...
Some winning descriptions so far:
Smoking Err
Hairy Crab
Gross Crab
Pies with Lemmin Cram
Meat & Dork (I am definitely NOT eating here....)
A Fried with Filling in it (I'm almost afraid to ask)
Irritate (Must be New York cuisine)

I'll post more as I find them.
TBG out-

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Exercise Your 2nd Amendment Rights

Do you have a firearm that you have purchased for home protection, but are not comfortable with your ability to safely maintain, load and fire it?
Uncle Jay would be glad to help.
If you've never shot a firearm or would like an introduction into shooting sports, just let me know. I can arrange range time and can give you practical assistance in learning about guns, or help you with your personal protection firearm.

Always remember the 5 rules:

1. Always treat a firearms as if it is loaded.
2. Never point a firearm at anyone or anything that you do not intend to kill or destroy.
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.
4. Know your target and what is beyond the target.
5. Don't be a dick.

You can violate one of the rules and you might survive; If you break two of the rules, someone could be hurt or killed.
Violate the 5th rule and the person hurt or killed will probably be you.
Always remember: You are personally responsible for anything that happens while a gun is in your hands.

Listen 2 Uncle Jay

Tuesday, July 26, 2005