(Montana manatee in Swiftcurrent Lake, near Many Glacier in Glacier NP)
Don't taunt the moose.
Don't feed the moose.
Don't get near the moose.
They look like doofy horses, but they're bad-tempered, weighty, and strong.
If you want to simulate the after effects of a moose attack, hoist a pallet of cinder blocks two stories up, then drop it on your chest.
Just because it won't eat you afterwards, it doesn't mean it won't kill you.
A Møøse once bit my sister.
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse...
TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
*Really true this time. Not kidding.