Overheard in the hotel lobby

Friday, January 25, 2008

Overheard in the hotel lobby

A cell phone conversation:

"A what fell?"
(pause)
"Anyone hurt?"
(pause- all beverages put down, everyone on feet)
"Did it hit the ice?"
(pause- head in hands)
"How far did it fall."
(long pause)
"How big is the hole?"
(longer pause)
"We're on our way."

TBG out-

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Do you have a firearm that you have purchased for home protection, but are not comfortable with your ability to safely maintain, load and fire it?
Uncle Jay would be glad to help.
If you've never shot a firearm or would like an introduction into shooting sports, just let me know. I can arrange range time and can give you practical assistance in learning about guns, or help you with your personal protection firearm.

Always remember the 5 rules:

1. Always treat a firearms as if it is loaded.
2. Never point a firearm at anyone or anything that you do not intend to kill or destroy.
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.
4. Know your target and what is beyond the target.
5. Don't be a dick.

You can violate one of the rules and you might survive; If you break two of the rules, someone could be hurt or killed.
Violate the 5th rule and the person hurt or killed will probably be you.
Always remember: You are personally responsible for anything that happens while a gun is in your hands.

Listen 2 Uncle Jay

Friday, January 25, 2008