- No...I don't have any tickets.
- We're using {making quote motions with fingers a la Austin Powers} "lasers".
- No. No idea.
- Ok, yes then.
- If you don't charge your golf cart at night, you can't use it the next day. Q.E.D.
- We're not leaving the house. The traffic is too bad to go to dinner anywhere.
- No. I have not gone to the Hooters here in Augusta yet.
- I can't talk about it.
- No, really. I can't talk about it.
- Hole 3 to Security, we have a code 99. Oh, never mind.
- Oh no, not pimento cheese again...
- Hole 2 to Base... Where is the "stun" setting on this laser?
- What do you mean, you forgot your credential? It's easier to get in the White House without a credential than Augusta National.
- Hole 9, Hole 9... Where are you?
- Mark, can you check on hole 9?
- If I see one more pimento cheese sandwich....
- No problem Hole 17, I'll bring you your clipboard. And some ice for your eye.
- We have too many chiefs and not enough roosters. (Thanx Phil)
- If you're afraid of getting struck by lightning, I have some 1-irons that you can hold over your heads...
- There are no more. There won't be any more. Ever.
- We're screwed. (Athens legacy FGA)
- Can we get pizza delivered to hole 17?
- Hole 5 to base... We have to move the laser, again.
- Can you send this document by intercourse mail? Hmmm... That didn't sound right...
- We're getting our full 80% chance of rain for 60% of the day...
Famous, out-
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