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John Ho: "Can I get some of that...uh...dingleberry juice?" Wow. TBG out-

. ...and it's killing me . Telling statements from last night's debate: Obama: "Well I think Senator McCain is absolutely right...

What's a pirate's favorite socks? Arrrrgyle. What is a pirate's favorite Bruce Willis Movie? Arrrrmageddon. What's a pirate...

September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day. That's right... Time to let loose your Inner Buccaneer and lay down some Arrrrr and Yo-ho'...

Officials: Dad finds naked boy in daughter's room, hits him with pipe. A Deltona father ended up in jail Thursday after finding his daug...

You have got to be kidding me. The bastion of sanity on this issue in the Muslim world is the Palestinian territories? And our wealthy, well...

While I was out wandering the streets of Beijing, the Perfect Child was given the Gift That Keeps On Giving for her 15th birthday, in the fo...

Barring any surprises, my next event is here: Looks like loads of fun... Weather in Stockholm in October: Bloody Cold. Weather/Sunlight Stat...

B. Hussien ObaMessiah unconsciously affirms his membership in Islam. Sorry. Strike that. No politics here... Don't want to offend Cons...

(Once again, as it happens when I write or speak on topics that I am passionate about, there is some amount of profanity contained herein. B...

A while back I resolved not to proselytize my position on glow-bull warmening or politics. Other people are doing it, and quite a few of the...

Hey- Coastal Georgia, South Carolina... NOW IS THE TIME. Turn off the coverage of Gustav, get off your ass and get out now. If you decide to...

(NOTICE: Foul language alert. If you can't stand a little cussin' take your dolly and go play elsewhere .) -------------------------...

You know the length of your trip. The width and depth of your journey is what you make of it. For me, this was best summed up in a bar in Sa...

My last visit to the IBC is over. My stuff is packed, inventoried and palletized. It'll be home in a couple weeks, barring the sinking o...

There is a storm rolling in tonight... ...and you know how I love shooting lightning. Famous! TBG, out in the storm...

It it wasn't so close to the truth, it would be funny.

IBC Snackfood. No. I didn't try it. I like my peaches and bananas in smoothies and on ice cream sundaes... Not popcorn. TBG - Food Prude...

Let's see what else we have in the file... Did you enjoy the Archery competition from the Olympics? Try it yourself... TBG Out-

Let me look through the Doorknobs... Here's one... Hmmm... I'm not sure about going to this party. If I did, I'd probably want t...

Cojones. Diseased cojones. Diseased donkey cojones. For dinner. I must be living right.

From XKCD ... "Hurricane Illinois-has-it-too-easy." Heh.

Russia got the gold, USA took silver in Women's team foil.

I didn't see one roll of chain-link or a coil of barbed wire. Not even a picket. How do they even call this Fencing?

Today I kept hearing from everyone how nice it was outside, that it was a blue-sky day, so I decided to go out with my camera and get a pict...

From our "I Wish I was a Fly on the Wall" Department: (N.B.: This was put together from cryptic text messages on my Crackberry and...

Had a few good ones here in the last couple days... Spongemark sent me one this morning from the Swimming and Drowning venue... "Do we ...

Wow. Beijing 2008 Olympic manicure/pedicure kit. Jeebus- People will buy anything with a logo on it...

For Laura: I got a note on my keyboard this morning... Big Guy likes haikus Though syllables don't add up But who really counts Ok...you...

The ever-resourceful Apostle garnered some beautiful images from the opening ceremonies. Enjoy- Amazing, eh? TBG, in awe of great photograph...