Listen 2 Uncle Jay

Over the radio: Mark: (Not Spongemark) "Ok... I'm getting ready to shoot." Ewwww! Famous, out-

Carlos just brought out a bottle of Mezcal... Yet another quote out of context: About The Eurotrash: "He eats the worm all the time......

"I almost gagged when I saw how big that was...." Oh. My. TBG, way out.

I got a text message earlier today... MM: Oh BTW, change of plans. Sombrero night tonight. Gumbo and basketball tomorrow at our house. TBG: ...

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From one of the GUYS in Augusta... "Where's Robert? I need someone to eat my taco." Ewww! TBG out-

You know how poorly-managed airport services drive me up the wall... As I have been traveling for the last month, I've been tracking bag...

It's been Robert W. Service week here on the Install Swing... First, working up in Canada, it's been cold cold cold... I was workin...

Comments taken out of context, snippets of overheard converstations: It's either a huge fantasy, or a huge nightmare. Not really sure wh...

Toronto. -5C -20 with wind chill. Al Gore is full of shit. TBG (the B is for "brrrr!") out-

Last Sunday (what the hell day was that...the 11th?) found me in beautiful Dallas... Or rather Irving Texas, since I tend to stay near the l...

A few items from the recent trip... Dallas, for instance. There is a new restaurant near the American Alrlines Center called Nove... They ha...

I'm in lovely Toronto tonite... in an area of town called Markham... there's only one Irish bar within a 8 mile radius...but I did w...

Man, that sucked. No upgrade, no emergency row, no bulkhead. Quite possibly the worst flight since that ill-fated flight to Shanghai back in...

That's different. Boarding the red-eye out of San Jose tonight we used a set of rolling stairs... We were walked out on to the tarmac an...

Weary travellers? No, they are smart road warriors... If you're on the road and need a quick connection and you have a few minutes to se...

From our "Open-Mouth-Insert-Foot" Department: I was at the gate in Houston waiting on my flight to San Jose this morning... I had ...

Can I share a couple observations with you? A tip for the general traveling public... As you look at the seating chart on the airline websit...

Blogger has been nagging at me to convert to the new Blogger system... Some of the features look nice so I'm going to give it a shot. Yo...

Do you love it or hate it? If you love it, this newest (and limited production) variation is a must try... If you hate it, well... go take y...

Calgary I got to Calgary the day of a Rod Stewart concert in the Saddledome Arena. Really couldn't get too much done... It was crazy wit...

I sat in the Detroit airport (one of my stops along the way to Vancouver) and looked out the window. Snowflakes. Lots of them. Big fat slopp...

Pittsburgh Amazing thing- I knew it would have to happen eventually. With everyone having the penchant for carrying everything on, there is ...

In my mind I'm going to Carolina. Can't you see the sunshine, can't you just feel the moonshine? Ain’t it just like a friend of ...

I'm in the midst of a high-speed installations tour, if you didn't already know, hence the lack of posts... I have a bunch of stuff ...

This is not really a good thing... That's how it always starts... "Oooh. Wings. Ah... Hooters girls." Later there is the runni...

Nothing happened in Nashville. Absolutely nothing. I don't care what you read in the paper or saw on TV... Nothing. Happened. End of sto...

The NHL Adventure continues... I've been in Anaheim for the last couple days... (Home of the Ducks?... Well. I guess the name is appropr...

"Come on! You haven't posted anything on your blog for 15 days, 7 hours and 10 minutes!!!" - Luc from Montreal Wow. Has it be...

Do you remember the old spoiler on the back of the Porsche Targa? They called it a "whale tail"... I'm noticing a trend here i...