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Pluto the planet, 76, died Thursday in Prague , Czech Republic, when it was killed by the International Astronomical Union -- separated from...

Family resemblance? Amazing, grrar.

Let's take a trip into the future, shall we? Sherman, set the Wayback Machine- August 20, 2010. My flight out of Jacksonville is a 7:10 ...

Letters to people or organizations that are unlikely to respond, Number 3: Dear Department of Homeland Security, Transportation Security Ad...

Letters to people or organizations that are unlikely to respond, Number 2: Tuesday Aug 22, 2006 Dear Avis, I appreciate the fact that you a...

Letters to people or organizations that are unlikely to respond, Number 1: Tuesday Aug 22, 2006 Dear Jacksonville International Airport, Rem...

From The Register China bans strippers at funerals So... I guess I won't be attending any funerals in Shanghai this year. Guess I'll...

I got a paper cut opening a band-aid wrapper. Famous, (bleeding) out-

Montreal- I've traveled quite a bit, as most Constsant Readers know, and I have to tell you the Montreal ranks pretty high in The Big Gu...

And people ask me why I don't go to church... One Sunday morning, Fr. Flores noticed little Patrick standing in the foyer of the church ...

TBG is on the way. Lock up the wimmin & chilluns, and hide the farm animals. Rogers Cup tennis will never be the same. (Luc, this warnin...

Well... Orange County to Jacksonville to Vegas and back to Jax Again. Las Vegas... Bright lights. Free booze. Basketball. Let's set the ...

The March Hare, purveyor of fine conservative observations at The Mad Tea Party , tagged me with this Book Meme. I'm flattered she belie...

Or maybe he did...?

Poor bastard. Famous out-

Frequently asked questions/ Frequently given answers. (WTT edition) 1. Is the software finished? 2. Tennis? You're kidding, right? 3. Sc...

The IDS Help Desk , purveyors of fine support for the NBA, NHL, WTT tennis, and scorebugs and a plethora of other stuff... Ron, Jeff, Hector...

MY current addiction... Mocha Frappuccino® Blended Coffee from Starbucks . I get mine without whipped cream, but with an extra shot of espre...

24 hours in Sacarmento- In SAC at 11:30, a power-nap in the site parking lot under a tree, in the rental car with the AC running full blast ...

I said I was going to go into this trip on Southwest with an open mind... The tale of Flight 2211. I had typed up a 3 page rant against Sout...

Just a quick hit- It was a bad experience this AM... A 2 hour delay getting out of OC. Add the 2 hours that I arrived at the airport early- ...

(Out of the frying pan, into the fire.) Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...it's...a Toshiba Technorainbo...

Spongemark Squarehands is over in France working on the LPGA Masters in Evian. (From my tenure at this event: The Tale of Dirty Bill ) I got...

Glyn: "Get your happy ass down off there." (to Matt) Matt: "I couldn't keep from making eye-to-eye contact with her breas...

(Danger: Sarcasm mode=on) Look what I got in my e-mail today! I'm so so lucky this guy in Nigeria has mistaken me for some other poor fo...

Let's get caught up on current events... I came up to Indianapolis to help out at the RCA Championships . They are using one of our new ...

The REAL reason Argentina was eliminated in the World Cup... And on that note.... By popular acclaim, Uncle Famous brings you The Girls of W...

I was recently reading through my list o' interesting blogs when I ran across a message full of random coments and statements by a girl ...

"'The time has come,' the Walrus said, 'To talk of many things: Of shoes--and ships--and sealing wax-- Of cabbages--and kin...

World Teamtennis - Sacramento Capitals Sacramento was HOT... I mean it was smokin'! It was so hot, I saw Satan hisself in Lowes trying t...