Listen 2 Uncle Jay

Two items for your edification and amusement today, Constant Readers. First- I am assuming you are one of the Smart People that actually ch...

( Caution- Parody . No one should infer that the following pictures and descriptions bear any resemblance to the truth or actual conditions...

After I fired off a cry for help , The Czar (may his toenails never fester) comes through with a timely and accurate assist : Dear Uncle...

Back in 2014 I sent a missive to The Czar over at Castle G , looking for guidance prior to my trip to the Sochi Olympics and got excellent ...

I spend a lot of time in hotels... Good hotels... Sheraton, Marriott, Westin, W... Probably some of the best hotels I've stayed in we...

Just before I left for Rio, I got a goodie from my man OldNFO . He sent me copies of his newest stuff- Specifically Rimward:Stranded ...

I made it to Rio, despite United Airlines doing their best to screw me over yet again. When I got notified of the flight delay I got on t...

-or- Busy Weekend, Fucked Up Flights So once again, United is fucking me in the ass with 10 feet of shit-smeared wrought iron fencing. I ...

....And we have 10,000 gallons  pounds (thanks Jim) too much on fuel on the plane. Looks like there will be a delay. We only have a 40 m...

Lester Pearson sucks. (The airport, not Lester himself. At least I assume. I've never met him.) =-=-=-=-=-=-= Canada C&I - Nexus ...

I had been having a little issue with air pressure in the FJR in November and early December. Before I went to Australia, the back tire wo...

9:00 pm Breakdown = Smooth 11:00 pm Packing = Easy Turning down pleas to come out for more streetmeat and tequila at 2:30am = Difficult bu...

If, during your travels, you find yourself in Mexico City and you take your life and your colonic health in your hands and venture to a res...

-AND-  Understanding the answers.  Heading to Mexico City on Friday... All that tequila ain't gonna drink itself, y'know. One...

So, I'm often asked why our company sends us poor fools around the world in coach class seating. This is why. TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE ...

I hate traffic.

I get a three - across all to myself on the way home... Luxury!

(Just spent several hours enjoying "hospitality" at Beijing Capital Airport.) I am getting to the point that I hate airports, air...

Heading to Beijing on Wednesday... I'm a little concerned with the event and my ability to work the contract deliverables- I sent al...