Listen 2 Uncle Jay

Going back through TSA Checkpoint... Since I'm booked on Etihad Airways and I don't have a profile registered with them, I had them...

(We'll return to the travelogue about Sochi shortly- Let me fill you in on my current nightmare.) Chasing the Sun: Sochi to Jax to S...

Pro-Tip for Sochi and Russia in general: Don't take pictures of security checkpoints. This might earn you a close encounter with a...

Suspicious packages at Jax International yesterday... Of course, even though they got things squared away by 10:30pm,  pretty much al...

I'm going to have to call BS on this one. I don't know what demopgraphic they were sampling, but this conclusion is JUST FUCKING...

We can play fuck-fuck. As a matter of fact, we can play South Louisiana fuck-fuck, as Pete would say. The TSA continues to find new and ...

-or- Put on your shocked face, The Big Guy is going to say disparaging things about the TSA. Ready....Go.  So, two Te...

Whoda thunk it...? The Testicle Squeezers at Pittsburgh Int'l actually accepted the NEXUS card as ID this AM. Color me amused. TBG, a...

 Well... I know it's been a quiet week here at the old 'blog. I've been busy...sorry. On Monday I had to do a little equipm...

...or maybe it's not so subtle. I was perusing the magazine (not clip) rack at Logan this AM to conclude a not-very-scientific study ...

...with Barney Fife here on patrol. I think he has the ersatz Segway because it makes him taller. Even with him riding his scooter I...

The bad? Jousting with the nut-gropers at the TSA, again, at JIA. I emptied all my pockets and compartments in my Blackhawk! Tac Operat...

TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Curb to Departure Gate time: 1:07 They're pulling out all the stops this morning. Everyone gets Nude-o-scope scanned, everyone gets a...

I was already in a foul mood. Checked out of the hotel at 4:30am, headed for DIA and all the fun of an international departure. Gassed ...

People what knows The Big Guy are aware that I have a limited number of comments, jests and japes that I am willing to use at an airport, T...

Panetta says U.S. is 'within reach' of defeating Al Qaeda Defense Secretary Leon Panetta says intelligence uncovered in the Bin La...

I cannot wait. TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

First- WTF is up with the weather? I left Jax Beach it was 81 degrees & beautiful. I arrived here in Corona Park and it's 30 degr...

(It might behoove Constant Readers and Noobs to familiarize themselves with the concept of the Big Guy Irritation Index - Here & here )...