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Overindulgence in Tomball Texas
When I go to Texas there are two things I always try to do...
The first thing is to avoid Bill Miller.
No, not that one.
This one:
Yep- some of the most mediocre BBQ in Texas...
Yuck.
The second thing is to see if KX59 and Belle are available for a sit-down and chat...
It happens now and again...
I tried to hook up with them on in inbound side and they weren't having any, so we settled on the outbound- arranging for a Saturday lunch of Americanized Wiener Schnitzel - the famous Chicken Fried Steak at Goodsens in Tomball.
(A few weeks back KX59 had a post about CFS- I took it as an affront that I hadn't been back to Houston in a while to partake, and I left a nasty comment to let him know I'd been offended.)
Holy mackerel- I should have done my homework... Or at least re-read my blogpost from the last time we went there.
1.) Unless you're REALLY #@$%ing hungry, order the SMALL chicken fried steak
(Because the large is basically a battered and fried, bathmat-sized, drooping-over-the-edges-of-the-plate behemoth.) (No, no pics - no wide-angle lens on my cellphone.)
2.) If you order the SMALL, you will have room for the amazing desserts
Like this:
(pic by Belle)
OMFG.
3. If you are truly a glutton- and you HAVE the large CFS, AND you order the banana pudding for dessert, the mandatory 90 minute digestive-processing chat with KX59 and Belle will be invoked- because it was going to be almost impossible to trundle my bulk out to the car and head to the airport afterward.
Conversation ranged far and wide- family, blogging, work, politics-
We were able to shame Belle back into posting on her blog, KX and I discussed IT mentality and traded stories about the architectural trade...
Good times- good times...
All good things must come to an end- I headed back to Jax.
This phase of the day was even worse- trying to squeeze into an Embraer 125 is nearly an impossibility for me on a good day-
It was a disturbing Matryoshka flew to Jacksonville that day... Iced-tea soaked chicken fried steak, wrapped in banana pudding, inside an ogre, inside a airplane the size of a toothpaste tube...
(If a turkey + duck + chicken = Turducken, I don't want to contemplate what you'd call CFS+pudding+ogre+airplane. Eww.)
KX59 and the Lovely Belle - they headed off to do what Texans do... Basically desiccate in the 110-degree heat, and uphold the fine Texas tradition of Bad Mouthing Every Other State In The US Because They Aren't Texas.
God love 'em.
TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
Overindulgence in Tomball Texas
When I go to Texas there are two things I always try to do...
The first thing is to avoid Bill Miller.
No, not that one.
This one:
Yep- some of the most mediocre BBQ in Texas...
Yuck.
The second thing is to see if KX59 and Belle are available for a sit-down and chat...
It happens now and again...
I tried to hook up with them on in inbound side and they weren't having any, so we settled on the outbound- arranging for a Saturday lunch of Americanized Wiener Schnitzel - the famous Chicken Fried Steak at Goodsens in Tomball.
(A few weeks back KX59 had a post about CFS- I took it as an affront that I hadn't been back to Houston in a while to partake, and I left a nasty comment to let him know I'd been offended.)
Holy mackerel- I should have done my homework... Or at least re-read my blogpost from the last time we went there.
1.) Unless you're REALLY #@$%ing hungry, order the SMALL chicken fried steak
(Because the large is basically a battered and fried, bathmat-sized, drooping-over-the-edges-of-the-plate behemoth.) (No, no pics - no wide-angle lens on my cellphone.)
2.) If you order the SMALL, you will have room for the amazing desserts
Like this:
(pic by Belle)
OMFG.
3. If you are truly a glutton- and you HAVE the large CFS, AND you order the banana pudding for dessert, the mandatory 90 minute digestive-processing chat with KX59 and Belle will be invoked- because it was going to be almost impossible to trundle my bulk out to the car and head to the airport afterward.
Conversation ranged far and wide- family, blogging, work, politics-
We were able to shame Belle back into posting on her blog, KX and I discussed IT mentality and traded stories about the architectural trade...
Good times- good times...
All good things must come to an end- I headed back to Jax.
This phase of the day was even worse- trying to squeeze into an Embraer 125 is nearly an impossibility for me on a good day-
It was a disturbing Matryoshka flew to Jacksonville that day... Iced-tea soaked chicken fried steak, wrapped in banana pudding, inside an ogre, inside a airplane the size of a toothpaste tube...
(If a turkey + duck + chicken = Turducken, I don't want to contemplate what you'd call CFS+pudding+ogre+airplane. Eww.)
KX59 and the Lovely Belle - they headed off to do what Texans do... Basically desiccate in the 110-degree heat, and uphold the fine Texas tradition of Bad Mouthing Every Other State In The US Because They Aren't Texas.
God love 'em.
TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
LOL, yeah gotta watch the 'full' sized meal orders down there...
ReplyDeleteThe large chicken fried steak was much larger than I remembered.
ReplyDeleteMy thought when it arrived at the table was,"oh....shit".
I had to forgo the mashed taters to wrap my carcass around it.
Desert was out of the question.
I sell the place a license to use my name, I don't cook the frigging food for chrissakes...
ReplyDeleteLove Ma Goodson's! Didja try the fried okra?
ReplyDeleteIf I recall correctly, TBG did not.
ReplyDeleteBelle and I had the "fried kitchen sink" appetizer prior to his arrival, of which the fried okra was part.
The fried okra is gooood.