What? No more frames?

Finally spent a little time fixing the 'site.
Got rid of the last remnants of the original Uncle Jay site- incorporating it all into the current webpage...

As Mark said: "About damn time."


Meanwhile, here's some of the items on my to-do list:

• Adjust the tint on all the monitors in the Edit Room so that all the people are green, and insist to others that Matt Lauer "likes it that way".
• Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
• Staple results printouts in the middle of the page.
• Ask the hotel security guards out for dates.
• Produce a deKo feed consisting entirely of dire NBC copyright warnings instead of location slates.
• Sew big hunks of gun-shaped metal into people's backpacks for the security guys to find.
• Hide dairy products in inaccessible places in the hotel.
• Set alarms for random times.
• Figure out how to implement morse code in Skype.
• Buy large quantities of Happy Dent mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
• Order a side of pork rinds with your pasta.
• Ask for a fine American wine, Gallo or Mogen David for instance, with dinner.
• Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
• Tape segments of "Sweating to the Oldies" over the master NBC tape at your venue.
• Wear all your clothes backwards.
• Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
• Leave venue ops manager's printer in compressed-italic-cyrillic-landscape mode.
• ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
• only type in lowercase.

Amazing the Guy Big out-