Screening level three is the only one that is accurate. Levels two and one have additional steps that are not listed on the sign.
Level two:
5. Drop to your knees.
6. Hands behind head.
7. Be very still as attack dog inspects you for contraband and dangerous materials.
8. Do not make any threatening movements.
9. When dog urinates on your back, re-enter your vehicle and proceed to next check point.
Level one:
5. Remove pants
6. Lie face-down on ground
7. To prevent injury to yourself and the inspector, please don't tense up.
8. Wait for the "all clear" air horn to sound before getting up and looking for clothes.
9. Crawl on hands and knees to next checkpoint.
Amazing out-
I hope you have packed an adequate supply of boots and bonnets to get you through security each day.
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