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I made it. But just barely... (I hate running through airports.)

I recently met with our resident Travel Goddess and asked her to change my travel profile to require (if at all possible) a minimum of one h...

Everyone- watch your asses. My Ex-Wife is on the road this morning. Her car wasn't in it's usual parking spot... TBG - - ΜΟΛ...

<snip> Did you ever start writing a long screed about something, then about 8 or 9 paragraphs in you just say "Fuck it- no o...

TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

A few days back I had a post regarding rules that suggested most were due to dire circumstances or mortal lessons... This is one of thos...

...will you hear a waitress and a customer argue about the merits and costs of 4x4 off-road tires. Her: "...Had those Firestones you l...

Apparently someone told them I was coming going to be in the area... TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Blah blah blah, Something something: Elephant Gloryholes. Punchline. TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

I had great expectations for attending the Jamboree at A Nice Golf Course... A couple weeks ago I was in San Francisco at Olympic for the ...

TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

• A wolverine with a ‘pet me’ sign • A mixed drink served by Bill Cosby • A straight shave from Jodi Arias • An elevator ride with Ray Ri...

Word around the campfire is that Ruger is working with Democrats and the Obama White House to develop a new firearm... It will be called ...

Sage wisdom that should be remembered: "Every safety rule is usually written in blood." Never heard that one before... and it m...

Why don't we have this in the grocery store in Florida? This shit, however, they can keep. Seriously, Why? TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

From the "You've gotta be shitting me" Department You will see headlines that read something like - "PGA Tour Pros vo...

So, following up on an overheard conversation last night in the local purveyor of Adult Spirits... There were a couple twenty-somethings ...

...is my Kryptonite. It doesn't necessarily make me weak, but it is my weakness. Any time I'm close to the Ocean, I have to go s...

I'll take "Marine Mammal Pickup Lines" for $1000, Alex... HA! TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

CA 101 is a roller-coaster of a highway. If you get the opportunity, take it. My next stop - Bandon Oregon. A resort/retirement destina...

I made it through the end of the Finals with no issues- small victories, eh? So- first, a little celebration dinner- A little dish of Cr...

I'm just barely on the safe side of the San Andreas Fault this week... (But I still wouldn't want to be here when it lets go......

The Big Guy has 10 pieces of bacon. A LeftCoast progressive redistribution expert takes 5 pieces to give to an entitled  establishment-prot...

Its May Day, and according to local news here in the Land of Nuts & Flakes there are multiple protests planned... They will be memorial...

The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men Gang aft agley, An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain, For promis'd joy! ...

It looks like things are going to start moving quickly pretty soon, so I think some recreational eating is in order before I head out for Pa...

Sitting in the backyard with the Girls, enjoying a rum drink and a good smoke, watching our crop of Anolis sagrei chase the flying insects...

Man... Now they're shooting dead people... What is going on in that town?! Has the Zombie Apocalypse begun? TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Oh, I just loves me some good hi-res porn... TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Holy crap... Having driven in Beijing and Shanghai, this traffic isn't that different- but the pedestrians- walking through the cen...