The Big Guy has 10 pieces of bacon.
A LeftCoast progressive redistribution expert takes 5 pieces to give to an entitled establishment-protesting hipster who is on welfare since he can't get a job with his Transgender Studies degree.
How many pieces of bacon does The Big Guy have?
How many 9mm holes does LeftCoast have?
How many tears does the Hipster cry when he doesn't get any bacon?
Who will reimburse TBG for his investment in 9mm rounds?
TBG- just doin' the math...
LeftCoast is responsible for the expenditure of ammunition and his estate is obligated to reimburse TBG.
ReplyDeleteAgree with Angus...LOL
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't think TBG would need to bother with ammo to deal with a transgender studies major, despite it being very enjoyable and deserved.
ReplyDeleteSome of us that live on the left coast would be standing next to you in case you run out of ammo. Unfortunatly, I couldn't help as .45 won't fit into your "piece" maker. I'd just have to finish off the conversation with what I have. Then we could get more bacon.
ReplyDelete@AThag - Right. I'll send 'em an invoice and hold my breath until it gets paid.
ReplyDelete@NFO - ;)
@Ben - I'm getting too old to physically dismember the Hipsters and beat them with their own arms/legs...
(Also- the operative portion is 'Hipster'- and berating them for expecting to get a job with a transgender studies degree; If you are independently wealthy you can get whatever degree you'd like. Just don't expect me to foot the bill for your existence because you chose a "worthless" degree for gainful employment.)
@DoninSacto - Priorities. I like the cut of your jib... Carry on!
TBG
Did Leftcoast come all the way to Florida to take your bacon? Seems a lot of trouble to go to, especially given Florida's Castle Doctrine.
ReplyDelete@BP:
ReplyDeleteSadly, no. I am a stranger in a strange land right now...
And it will get stranger and stranger as the month progresses.
'Blog post to follow...
TBG