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Today's out-of-context remarks are courtesy of an overcrowded S-320 Mercedes, and a naïve Concordia student... Kristin: "He's h...

From Charles: "When was the *last* time you did something for the *first* time?" Hmmm... TBG - thinking it over...

Neal: You just squirted cheese out of your sausage onto her jacket! TBG, ewww!

Kristin: "Can you stop moving half my butt please?" Judith "I want the straight hair and not very sticky." From two days...

(Spoken with deep Croatian accent) Deni: "Now I am having the hot ass and the cold ass at the same time. So good." TBG, watching m...

Well now... Here's a change... Back during the election we had Barry Obama's position on 2nd Amendment issues: (from The One's w...

4000 years of civilization, and they still haven't figured out cheese. Welcome to China, baby. TBG

Out of Context #1 "She painted a moose and now she can't get it out of her apartment." Yeah...wait. What? TBG

From Charles Smith, during a walkthrough: "Don't expect it, if you don't inspect it." That's a good one... TBG

...now let's see what happens. Concerns and thoughts: Obama is the President. In addition to his radical policies, my newest concern, ba...

The Treatment of Bush Has Been a Disgrace What must our enemies be thinking? By JEFFREY SCOTT SHAPIRO - WSJOnline No doubt our all-seeing, a...

Congratulations, all you who voted for hope and change. Enjoy. 1457 days until the next election. TBG, holding my breath.

This is the kind of change we can look forward to. Philadelphia. City of Brotherly Love. " We are five days from fundamentally transfor...

"We are five days from fundamentally transforming the United States of America" I'm sorry... Excuse me, but, isn't the job...

Love is in the air....

Amy G and her amazing kazoo. (...and she uses it to play a mirliton .) Speechless. (And I'm feeling very patriotic right now.) TBG, humm...

(Man, I have got to start getting out more...) from The Man Store Features: * Board Straightener Adjusts board into proper positio...

(I've been under the weather, sorry for the delay on getting back with you guys on your comments.) ---------- So... Apparently all you ...

From our "Thanks, Captain Obvious" department... Fuel costs are less than they were a year ago, but the fuel surcharges are the sa...

Still waiting on someone, anyone to get back to me on why Barak Barry Hussein Soetoro Obama 's plans for wealth distribution is not soci...

We interrupt our regularly scheduled election year angst for this breaking news... Fort Pierce woman accused of shoplifting, brandishing a ....

Separated at birth, but not political ideology. A crowd of 100,000 in Denver, 50,000 in St. Louis and 100,000 in Ft. Collins? Break out the ...

Slow Joe getting his ass handed to him... A glimpse of things to come... If you dare to ask hard questions, you get shunned. So... Get ready...

- From the desk of Captain Obvious - New York Times comes out for Obama Who didn't see *that* coming? TBG: Get off your ASSES and VOTE!

“Construction is underway for a massive stage in Grant Park where Barack Obama could declare victory on election night.” Isn’t there an old ...

Knepper to BMitchell: "You need to reconsider how much you're charging. You're doing Dingo and James, and now I want you to do ...

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes,it ...

The last few weeks of travel and events has not been the best... Arguably, they may rank among the top 10 bad travel experiences I've ha...

Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. I think I've used this before...but it is so appropria...

Fail. No...stronger term. Epic... Epic fail! No... I hate that term. Historic. Historic fail. Close... But still not strong enough. Mythic. ...