Listen 2 Uncle Jay

(NOTICE: Foul language alert. If you can't stand a little cussin' take your dolly and go play elsewhere .) -------------------------...

You know the length of your trip. The width and depth of your journey is what you make of it. For me, this was best summed up in a bar in Sa...

My last visit to the IBC is over. My stuff is packed, inventoried and palletized. It'll be home in a couple weeks, barring the sinking o...

There is a storm rolling in tonight... ...and you know how I love shooting lightning. Famous! TBG, out in the storm...

It it wasn't so close to the truth, it would be funny.

IBC Snackfood. No. I didn't try it. I like my peaches and bananas in smoothies and on ice cream sundaes... Not popcorn. TBG - Food Prude...

Let's see what else we have in the file... Did you enjoy the Archery competition from the Olympics? Try it yourself... TBG Out-

Let me look through the Doorknobs... Here's one... Hmmm... I'm not sure about going to this party. If I did, I'd probably want t...

Cojones. Diseased cojones. Diseased donkey cojones. For dinner. I must be living right.

From XKCD ... "Hurricane Illinois-has-it-too-easy." Heh.

Russia got the gold, USA took silver in Women's team foil.

I didn't see one roll of chain-link or a coil of barbed wire. Not even a picket. How do they even call this Fencing?

Today I kept hearing from everyone how nice it was outside, that it was a blue-sky day, so I decided to go out with my camera and get a pict...

From our "I Wish I was a Fly on the Wall" Department: (N.B.: This was put together from cryptic text messages on my Crackberry and...

Had a few good ones here in the last couple days... Spongemark sent me one this morning from the Swimming and Drowning venue... "Do we ...

Wow. Beijing 2008 Olympic manicure/pedicure kit. Jeebus- People will buy anything with a logo on it...

For Laura: I got a note on my keyboard this morning... Big Guy likes haikus Though syllables don't add up But who really counts Ok...you...

The ever-resourceful Apostle garnered some beautiful images from the opening ceremonies. Enjoy- Amazing, eh? TBG, in awe of great photograph...

Hey Google... You're embarrassing yourself. Actually you're embarrassing me... I told you before, knock off the predictive ad placem...

It's good the be the W... You definitely have to check out this gallery from W's day off in Beijing... The look on his face in the ...

I got a note recently that reminded me of the Opening Ceremony from Atlanta in 1996. After watching Athens in '04 and the other night in...

"It's leaking from places it shouldn't leak from." "I'd only come at that point." "Those two boys were ...

Ah, you can always spot the new arrivals to Beijing. The latest bonehead to entertain us was the self-important ass who stood at the No-Buck...

Put the mushrooms down and step away...

So... Maybe I was a little harsh a few days ago... The dancers are really trying hard to live up to the standard set by the teams that perfo...

There is a pre-specified serial feed cable missing from Beach Volleyball. Our Venue Operator is unable to find anyone to take responsibility...

One of the courses for dinner last night was fried duck with scorpions. Really. Scorpions. Not scorpion-shaped biscuits... Not scorpion-like...

There is a TV camera at Beach Volleyball with a stationary shot of the court, and that camera has it's own channel on the Closed Circuit...

Corn juice. I shit you not. Corn juice. Sweet, buttery corn juice. Mixes well with The Captain. So I hear anyway...

1. This is why Sumo is not a recognized Olympics sport. 2. New IDS @ IBC workout program. 3. Tokyo Conga Line - FAIL 4. (singing) "C...