Listen 2 Uncle Jay

For those of you who remember Athens, you might remember that the last "Picture of the Day" was one of Ned Jackson... Well... I...

JWI suggested this might be appropriate fodder for the 'Blog... Thanks Jim... ----------------------------------------------------------...

There is a certain faction of people out there that are trying to drive me nuts. (Don't act innocent, you know who you are...) Look, I...

This really doesn't suprise me... You scored as Disappear . Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or a...

Y'know something that really gets my knickers in a twist? Entertainment Industry award shows. We're right in the middle of the Award...

Frequently Asked Questions - Tortugas Edition. Q: Hot enough for ya? A: Nope. I want it so hot that all the visitors melt as they step off t...

So... A quick recap of the last few days: Friday- No Boats came out from Key West. Weather was pretty bad- 30 knot winds, gusts into the 40s...

No boats today... I was out on Dawn Patrol at about 6:30 this morning, scanning for chugs. On the way out I checked the weather station- Win...

Another load of Migrants this AM... A small chugboat arrived on Long Key at 6:50am. (Fortunately we were already up and loading recyclables ...

One of our campers came up to me yesterday morning... They had accidently dropped a dive mask off the dock where the ferries park and wanted...

It's been busy-busy-busy out here... We've had migrants 4 nights in a row now- 15 on the 30th, 13 on the 31st, 22 on the 1st, and 12...

DRTO, better known to all and sundry as the Dry Tortugas. Well... Yes, I have been remiss. I’ve been here several days and no posts. Sorry. ...

What? You don't know Ned? I have received several e-mails inquiring as to the identity of the person referred to as Ned in various locat...

Greeetings, Constant Readers. I have just been reviewing the last couple months of bloggage and I have come to the following realization... ...

...Not "Happy Holidays" or some other watered-down PC horse shit. I hope y'all have a wonderful Christmas with friends and fam...

It has been said, "In Italy, if a girl is blonde, she can have a face like a truck." Based on in-depth evaluation, personal interv...

Now... I'm not going to mention any names here, but I have kept silent (on this subject anyway) long enough. What happens when you mix m...

So... The biggest improvement in the Games from Athens to Torino... It's not the scoring technology, its not the food... Nor the fact th...

Rejoyce, I have yet again returned to the land of the living, bearing stories and pictures from foreign restaurant menus... I took off for a...

FGA Frequently Given Answers - Torino edition. 1. Trust me. 2. The developers haven't finished writing that part of the software yet. 3....

This is only funny is you work with player or competitor names and rosters, and have had the pleasure of dealing with Asian names. You proba...

After the Postage Stamp Incident, you would think that we would have our collective act together and be aware of what kind of vending machin...

If you were an innocent bystander wandering into the bar in the lobby of the Turin Palace this evening about 11:00pm this is the conversatio...

So, a big shout out to all my peeps who chimed in with ways to use my 35000 Italian postage stamps... Especially the witty suggestion about ...

On the road again: Yadda yadda yadda, pain-in-the-ass plane ride. (Good news- Exit row. Bad news- right next to the bathroom. Enough said.)...

...A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" he asked. "No." he r...

Ah, welcome Constant Readers. You are in luck today! The fair Leanne Maher from Key West has contributed a fine new pic from Garden Key. Onl...

(Stolen from Neal Boortz ) Yeah... That ought to pretty much cover politics... TBG out-

One last thing... (I promise, no more posts today...) Many people have asked me how things went this year down in the Tortugas with all the ...

If you uh...enjoy...air travel as much as I do, you might get a kick out of this visualization of air traffic... (You'll need Quicktime ...