WTF Rio? - Sunday Evening Edition

 The Interns that work for a certain major broadcast rightsholder in Rio, supposedly to get 'experience' and 'business connection' for their future endeavors, are always a hoot.
For a good number of them it is their first out-of-USA experience, and often their first relatively unsupervised work experience.
They are funny though- they tend to flock together when left to their own devices- especially early and late in the day... At the commissary, for instance.

I was sitting one table over from a large gaggle of Interns who were have a grand time this afternoon... Basically, it came down to the fact that if you pair almost nationality and almost any noun, it could be the name of a (deviant) sexual act.
The Interns were coming up with some winners like Colombian Earmuffs, the Angola Keyboard, and the dreaded Peruvian Salad Fork...

Give it a try yourself-
To help you out, I'll give you a start... Pick one from column A, and one from column B.

Column A                         Column B

Mexican Coffee Cup Brazilian Fuzebox Lebanese Doorknob Afghan Suitcase English Binoculars Finnish Extension Cord Russian Wheelbarrow Eskimo Cell Phone Latvian Bicycle Spanish Sunglasses Morocco Fountain Pen Greek Christmas Tree Canadian Punch bowl Polish Chainsaw Cuban Earphones French Tape Dispenser Argentinian Bath Towel Egyptian Lawnmower Japanese Vacuum Cleaner Mongolian Dish Strainer

For instance-
"Hey, I gave my old lady the Greek wheelbarrow earlier tonight...
Boy, she's gonna be pissed when she wakes up."

Enjoy-



 TBG - - [Exit, pursued by a Swathmore Womyns studies student]