It's Yours Truly in a grudge match with United Airlines...
In this corner:
Standing 6'5" weighing in at a healthy 315lbs, the pissed off dinosaur.
In the opposite corner, United Airlines- a 3-hop 25-hour nightmare of cattle-class seats, projectile vomiting children, surly Flight Attendants, and disease-laden aircraft- arriving sometime Wednesday in scenic Sydney NewSouthWales- latest victim of jihadi terrorism.
Lovely. Just lovely.
So... JAX-IAH-SFO-SYD.
(My life in Three Letter Acronyms...)
This is my third year working this event - missing out on my anniversary (24th this year), Christmas, New Years, & my Mom's birthday. Probably won't do it again next year.
Let some dumb noob do it instead of me.
Hopefully I will survive unscathed this year.
We'll see how it goes. No bike rental this year, and I'm going to try to avoid shark attacks and rip currents this go-round. Australia is full of dangerous shit that will kill you-
No doubt I will find some trouble to get into.
Wish me luck...
Good luck!
ReplyDeleteBest of luck to you. And if Australia tries to kill you, you kill it right back.
ReplyDeleteYou mean TLAs
ReplyDeleteThanks y'all...
ReplyDelete(And yes, TLAs ;) )
Good luck/fly safe... We had 210-220 kt tail wind coming back... it's gonna be a LONG flight! If I were you I'd tell the company no upgrade no Jay on those overseas flights!
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