Friday, December 27, 2013

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Dear North Florida/Jacksonville-

Why is it, if you don't mind my asking, that when I'm out of the country, the only time I hear about Jax or NoFL it's because of stupid shit?

Last year, some dumbass was trying to smuggle a sandwich into a movie theater in St. Augustine and someone with quite an overactive imagination dropped a dime on 'em.
Told the po-po there was suspicious moviegoer who might have a gun, or words to that effect. Result: World-wide ridicule about "Dumb Florida rednecks."

This year it's a 600 person riot on the Northside being reported in the Austrialian press.

Jeebus Pete, I leave you guys alone for a couple weeks and everything turns to shit.
It's getting so you can't trust people in North Florida/South Georgia with a burnt-out match or a bucket of piss.

Fer chrissakes, you  people better get your shit squared away or we're never going to get invited anywhere.

TY&FY

TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

3 comments:

  1. Yeah, real winners there TBG... sigh

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  2. Example number 7,867,942 of "IT'S A BLACK THANG, AND YOU WHITE DEVILS JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT!"

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  3. They got calls on their Obamaphones that they could get free movies too.

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