I Need To Find The Event Horizon

...for my office.

Shouldn't be too hard to find the Swarzchild Radius...

where:

is the Schwarzschild radius;

is the gravitational constant;

is the mass of the object;

is the speed of light in vacuum.

The proportionality constant, 2G/c², is approximately 1.48×10⁻²⁷ m/kg, or 2.95 km/solar mass.
An object of any density can be large enough to fall within its own Schwarzschild radius,

where:

is the volume of the object;

is its density.

"Why?" I hear you asking...

Because weird shit keeps accumulating inside my office.

To wit:
The NASA Surveyor 2 probe, supposedly crashed south of the Copernicus crater on the moon September 20 of 1966, has mysteriously appeared in my office.


WTF, man?

TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE