Wednesday, March 06, 2013

Quote Of The Day - Oklahoma is OK Edition

From our "Four Rules Violations" Department:

"It would seem to be a very dangerous way to carry a loaded firearm. If it goes off it’s only going one place"
O. M. F. G.:

During book-in, a female officer noticed “something strange” during the search.
“The officer observed the handle of a revolver sticking out from inside her body,” Ross said.
Glad I'm not from Oklahoma- they have a weird idea of Vagina Dentata...
“It was a five shot,” Ross said. “It was loaded and as she turned around, she noticed more plastic baggies, larger plastic baggies wedged in the crack of her buttocks.”
I guess this gives new depth to the term "packing heat"...


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3 comments:

  1. Old NFO4:32 PM, March 06, 2013

    Or to shooting 'up'... take your choice! :-D

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  2. Bug8:52 PM, March 07, 2013

    I've heard about women who could shoot ping pong balls across the room, this takes it to a new level.


    So is this worse for her hygiene or the weapon?

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  3. kx599:48 PM, March 07, 2013

    I wonder if she was cocked..er, I mean the pistol was cocked.
    That's pretty deep concealment.
    Under what circumstances would she be able to draw in 1.5 seconds?
    Oh wait I got it, "hey handsome..want to see the kitty?"

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