At the steak joint just down the block from the hotel there is an excellent example of conspicuous consumption*...
That's right baby- 2.2 pounds of red meat, fat and gristle, just waiting to clog your arteries and make that morning trip to the loo a nightmare.
There is no possible reason on God's green Earth that ANYONE needs a steak that big. That's just foolishness! It's downright immoral, unethical and esthetically unpleasant.
Pieces of meat this size should be legislated out of existence, or at least access to cuts of steak this size should be limited to larger jungle carnivores and ogres.
Here's your steak dinner- It's our new cut- The Bloomberg.
Shut up and eat. Bon appetit!
TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
*They call it Man-O-War because it's roughly the same size as the racehorse of the same name.
That's right baby- 2.2 pounds of red meat, fat and gristle, just waiting to clog your arteries and make that morning trip to the loo a nightmare.
There is no possible reason on God's green Earth that ANYONE needs a steak that big. That's just foolishness! It's downright immoral, unethical and esthetically unpleasant.
Pieces of meat this size should be legislated out of existence, or at least access to cuts of steak this size should be limited to larger jungle carnivores and ogres.
Here's your steak dinner- It's our new cut- The Bloomberg.
Shut up and eat. Bon appetit!
TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
*They call it Man-O-War because it's roughly the same size as the racehorse of the same name.
Damn that 1kg steak looks tiny next to your hand Gigantor....
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Yer killin' me, James...
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that's funny rat thar.
ReplyDeleteSo, how was the 1Kg steak?
I know you ate it...don't fib.
No.
ReplyDeleteDidn't have that...
(I know- its a shocker.)
I've eaten at this place twice now and have been really unimpressed with the flavor (or actually lack of flavor) of the steaks.
I had a smaller rump steak and did not enjoy it, so I tried a small sirloin the next time...
Still unimpressed.
They have a "challenge meal" $85.00
The 1 Kg Man o' War, a full slab of ribs and an order of fries...
Finish it and... your pic on the website, 10% off your next meal and a steak knife.
http://ribsandrumps.com/meat-your-match-challenge/
For $85 bucks and severe indigestion, that better be a fucking awesome steak.