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101 ways to start a fight, part the 14th
Famous the Borepatch suggested finding a pub called "Hung Drawn & Quartered" in the Tower Hill section of London.
Fortunately, Tower Hill is just around the corner from the Tower Hotel.
How convenient!
One sparkling cider and a ploughman's plate (pickled vegetables, cheese, bread, fruit) later, I was trying to get my bill cleared and head back to the hotel...
This is where the post's secondary title comes in...
No matter how funny it might seem in your head, clearing yout throat, holding up a 20-pound note and announcing to the entire bar (or at least to the 10 closest guys at the bar):
"Hey, do any of y'all know who this old guy is on the 20 pound note?"...
.... is NOT a good idea.
Not just a couple weeks after the Diamond Jubilee. They get a mite testy.
TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
101 ways to start a fight, part the 14th
Famous the Borepatch suggested finding a pub called "Hung Drawn & Quartered" in the Tower Hill section of London.
Fortunately, Tower Hill is just around the corner from the Tower Hotel.
How convenient!
One sparkling cider and a ploughman's plate (pickled vegetables, cheese, bread, fruit) later, I was trying to get my bill cleared and head back to the hotel...
Hm. They musta heard I was coming... |
This is where the post's secondary title comes in...
No matter how funny it might seem in your head, clearing yout throat, holding up a 20-pound note and announcing to the entire bar (or at least to the 10 closest guys at the bar):
"Hey, do any of y'all know who this old guy is on the 20 pound note?"...
.... is NOT a good idea.
Not just a couple weeks after the Diamond Jubilee. They get a mite testy.
TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
Heh.
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