Lazy Politeness

People who's signature line in their e-mail reads:

Thanks

  Joe

Joe Blow
Any Company
USA
We strive to make the mediocre a thing of beauty.

Are, to me, the ultimate in dumbassery and lazy politeness-
Because when you send me an email that says:

What's wrong with you, you overgrown ass-pimple?
Square your ass away and get this stuff done or I'm going to
rip your head off and shit down your neck!

Thanks

Joe
...

...it just shows an inattention to detail that makes me unable to take the rest of your message seriously.

TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE