Hey bAbY, iT's mE. cOmE oN, gIvE mE jUsT oNe mOrE cHaNcE? iLl MaKe It uP tO yOu, I pRoMiSe. New boyfriend walks out and face plants you into the asphalt, or provides you with some new "breathing" holes in a nicely grouped pattern. What restraining order?
Hey bAbY, iT's mE. cOmE oN, gIvE mE jUsT oNe mOrE cHaNcE? iLl MaKe It uP tO yOu, I pRoMiSe.
ReplyDeleteNew boyfriend walks out and face plants you into the asphalt, or provides you with some new "breathing" holes in a nicely grouped pattern.
What restraining order?
One of the pitfalls of being an inebriated problem-solver...
ReplyDelete"Huh...She's not answering her phone. I better go over to her house and make sure nothing's wrong.
TAXI!"
lmao
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