Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from the University of Florida has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.
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That second one looks either very uncomfortable or like something one would wear to model for the cover of a Conan or John Carter of Mars book.
ReplyDeletenow that is funny!
ReplyDeleteNow it seems as though the Chinese, now, of all people, have figured out a way to measure boobs properly.
ReplyDeleteI read that researchers in Hong Kong have come up with a different mathematical equation which they say will produce shapelier outlines and greater comfort for Chinese women. If successful, their bra-sizing system could be adopted across the globe.
They say there are more than 100 key measurements necessary to produce the perfect fit, and bra sizes should be based on a new depth/width ratio - or DWR.
Writing in the International Journal of Industrial Ergonomics, the Hong Kong Polytechnic University team says that a “woman’s breast is a very complex 3D geometry” and the existing sizing system may be “inappropriate in the categorisation of breast sizes for bras”.
This may be all very well, but I think it’s just technobabble for the oldest, and best measure of breast size: the ASH (American Standard Handful) which was shamefully replaced by the ABC method of the 1930s.
And let’s be honest, here: should we trust this new science, when it’s a well-known fact that Chinese women are not exactly renowned for their volumetric boobage?
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re: They say there are more than 100 key measurements necessary to produce the perfect fit, and bra sizes should be based on a new depth/width ratio - or DWR.
ReplyDeleteThese were men measuring right? I think possibly they kept making up reasons to measuring again. And there's nothing wrong with that. Keep on with the research boy's.