75,000 Word Email From President Obama

Jeebus!
Originally I thought "What kind of sedative did they use on him when they doctored his split lip?"

Frustrated Obama Sends Nation Rambling 75,000-Word E-Mail
by The Onion

WASHINGTON—Having admittedly "reached the end of [his] rope," President Barack Obama sent a rambling 75,000-word e-mail to the entire nation Wednesday, revealing deep frustrations with America's political culture, his presidency, U.S. citizens, and himself.
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A 150-page printout confirms that while Obama's points are generally cogent in the first quarter of the message, the increasingly chaotic spacing, multiple spelling errors, and near total lack of commas rendered the later portions almost impossible to parse.

"JESUS CHRIST, WE LOST OVER @ MILLION JOBS BEFOREE I EVEN TOOK OFFICE!!!11!" reads a sentence occupying a large white space between two massive chunks of texts, one of which was a 6,500-word tangent on the Muslim community center being built two blocks from the former World Trade Center site.

Wow.
Satire, the Onion gots it.

TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE