All this dude does is go out and round up all the legless reptiles, least they frighten the gentry during The Tournament.
I was back on Hole 15 and a call came in on the radio from one of my guys (a yankee, go figure) on Hole 2 that there was "a huge snake on the fairway" and we needed to call Grounds Control and get The Snake Guy out there tout suite since ZOMG yon serpent was getting ready to wreak havoc on the patrons and guests.
Well...
15 is hell-and-gone from Hole 2, especially when there is a Tiger 'twixt the two...
But JR and I made it over to Hole 2 before they were able to mobilize Snake-One and I scooped up the offending Pantherophis guttatus and released it over behind the SAPC trailer.
...But not before SGK shot a picture of me and the horrific worm.
TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
Hmmm... missed your opportunity to deposit your little friend in between Stass's sheets. Oh well.
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ReplyDeleteobviously 'serpent wrangler' is under the "other duties as required" portion of the Scope of Work...
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