Overheard in Moose's Down Under

(Late post...its been sitting in the 'drafts' folder for two weeks. Oops. )

Whilst dining with the famous SpongeMark at an Aussie bar in downtown...
His VB had been empty since the waitwench brought our dinner to the table. He tried the subtle approach, just making eye contact, which the wench blew off since she thought he was just being fresh.
Then he tried the old 'raise the glass' move, which she ignored...

When she finally came back to clear our table she asked if she get could us anything else...
"I'm okay, but my dessicated friend is in need of another VB." I said.
...Which I thought was witty, but forgot that using a 10th grade vocabulary word was probably not a good idea in a noisy bar.
"Did you say he's got TB, or wants VD?" she shouted...

(If she coughs, screw her.)

TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE