Knowing Which Side has the Butter on it

The barmaid is getting ready to pour my 4th Captain and Coke, but stops to cheer for a good play by the Bears on the TV...
(I'm on a layover at OHare, go figure...)
She looks over at me for affirmation of the fine performance of Her Team-
At which point I have the good sense to do my best to look enthusiastic and mumble something that sounds vaguely like "Go Bears".
Where upon she gives my drink a standing 4-count of Captain Morgan and waved the Coke nozzle weakly at my glass...
Looks like Torino all over again...
Where the hell is SpngeMark when I need him?

TBG - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ