PJ O'Rourke Hits the Nail in the Head

The Ditch Carp of Democracy

Several excellent quotes in here...

The US Government is going to take over the American car industry. I can predict the result - a light-weight, compact vehicle with a small carbon footprint using sustainable alternative energy. When I was a kid we called it a bike.
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I have many charming leftist friends. They're lovely people - as long as they keep their nose out of things they don't understand.
Such as making a living.
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...First, he appoints a Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, who thinks "foreign affairs" means her husband is overseas.
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So far, the best Obama has been able to do by way of an Iraq policy is to make what I think of as the "high school sex promise" : "I'll pull out in time, honest, Honey."
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