More TWSSs and Others

We finally got some from Mike:
"I'd rip that thing open so fast..."
And ...
MikeC:"Do you have anything bigger?"
JonVDW "That's what she said."

And...
Robert: "It's going to slide in so easy for you..."
JonVDW: "That's...what...she... Screw it. This is getting too easy."

Not a TWSS but still damned funny:
(After *drinking* 15 ounces of salsa)
Zach "I've got an onion in my nose."
-and-
Zach: "Y'all aren't going to be happy until I throw up."

TBG - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ