Overheard in Beijing

In the car on the way to Mutianyu...

Mark: I think I should put the strap on.
(Pause)
Jay: That's what she said.

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Common question from people that I was told could help me with some aspect of our project:

"Can someone else help you?"

Or sometimes:
"Let me call someone else to help you. Then I will call you back."
Which means "If I can get you off the phone maybe you will call someone else when you get tired of waiting for me to call you back."

TBG- TCB