Can you hear the arteries clogging?

Because a TGIFriday's cheeseburger isn't bad enough for you in it's original state...
Let's throw a big slab of fried mozzarella on it along with some semi-cooked "bacon".

It was horrific.
The heartburn set in at about 3:30 in the morning...
I had to dig into my emergency kit and find the bottle of Tums.
(Thank Ghod I had them with me.)

Never again.

TBG out-