Horror scope.

I don't usually put much stock in these things...but...

Gemini ~ The Twins

With your sign under the influence of Uranus, this will be a real pain in the ass of a week for Geminis.
An electrical fault in your car ignition system tomorrow will cause you to break down in the middle of commuter traffic. When you get out of your car to lift the bonnet so you can pretend that you actually have a clue what goes on under there, a passing motorist will call you a ‘pugnacious lemon-brained froth-sucker’.
(At least that’s what it will sound like as they speed past.)
After you have trudged to work in a relentless drizzle you will remember that it was your day off anyway. The next week is a little better, with a nice warm day on Tuesday and a particularly tasty chicken salad sandwich for lunch on Wednesday. Your lucky color is off-white and your lucky fruit is kumquat.
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Lucky fruit?

TBG - wondering.