tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13255654.post64514740309448291..comments2023-06-16T08:58:12.580-04:00Comments on Listen 2 Uncle Jay: Why?The Big Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16973716466048213786noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13255654.post-90657896239650622682009-03-12T22:01:00.000-04:002009-03-12T22:01:00.000-04:00Can't answer too many, but I can answer a few:Why ...Can't answer too many, but I can answer a few:<BR/><BR/>Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage? <BR/><BR/>Because cars do better in heavy rain than, say, a cardboard box containing that tuxedo you haven't worn in a few decades.<BR/><BR/>Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin? <BR/><BR/>Because hair is dead and skin is alive. Remember that, the next time you're thinking evil thoughts about that blonde across the bar. Her sexy locks are just dead protein.<BR/><BR/>Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! <BR/><BR/>Because a plane made out of steel (rather than aluminum or carbon fiber) would be too heavy to take off.<BR/><BR/>Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?<BR/><BR/>They don't shrink, but they rot and die of infection in rainy climates if you do not keep them well-sheared. My neighbor has a flock of sheep, and learned this the hard way.The Mighty Skunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06780723731165375506noreply@blogger.com