Listen 2 Uncle Jay

I miss Omni Magazine.

The lovely town of Intercourse PA took a beating again last night... Seems there is a small community nearby called Blue Ball... Apparently...

We are in lovely Pennsylvania - just outside Lancaster for the US Women's Open. This place is just teeming with Mennonites and Amish....

Didn't we already see this movie? Shark attack at a beachside community, city won't close beach for 4th of July weekend, more peopl...

Most folks dread Mondays. Some of the time I do too, but not right this second. In my case (today anyway) Monday means the event is over a...

If I had to deal with this guy on any more than a passing basis, I'd be tempted to punch his lights out, set him on fire then piss on hi...

It seems like 1) Bill Clinton hasn't learned from that "...the definition of is is" and "I never had sexual relations w...

Well, shit. My man Borepatch is shutting down his site - I can understand not wanting to fire up and run the free ice cream machine ev...

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...and Wishful Thinking. -or- "Just because you pass a law, doesn't mean it will happen." (or in this case TRY to pass a ...

I love this- I'm going to start carrying a big stick of chalk around... TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Did my laundry the other night... (Yes, I do my own laundry... Have you ever seen what they charge to wash a shirt or a pair of pants at a...

On the drive between SF and Sacramento I wound up behind a CHP bike... (I could be wrong- it says 'Police'... Could be a local yok...

Having breakfast in lovely Vacaville CA, where I was questioned by the waitress because I ordered coffee AND water... "Are you gonn...

So, I've mentioned a couple times I'm in SanFran. Lovely city, so I'm told... Sadly I'm in the Tenderloin. Not the best s...

Sitting in the office, minding my own business (a/k/a eavesdropping) and folks are discussing dinner last night and how one woman (a New Yo...

Concession prices at the Oracle Arena during game 1 of the NBA Finals... As compared to The Masters... Wow. I guess if you only have...

Word around the campfire last night was that tickets for courtside seats for the Warriors/Cavs first game were selling for... $58,000 Well...

Welcome to June - I'm firmly embedded, not unlike the storied Alabama Tick , in SF- doing my part for the Finals. Sadly, I am City On...

I made it. But just barely... (I hate running through airports.)

I recently met with our resident Travel Goddess and asked her to change my travel profile to require (if at all possible) a minimum of one h...

Everyone- watch your asses. My Ex-Wife is on the road this morning. Her car wasn't in it's usual parking spot... TBG - - ΜΟΛ...

<snip> Did you ever start writing a long screed about something, then about 8 or 9 paragraphs in you just say "Fuck it- no o...

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A few days back I had a post regarding rules that suggested most were due to dire circumstances or mortal lessons... This is one of thos...

...will you hear a waitress and a customer argue about the merits and costs of 4x4 off-road tires. Her: "...Had those Firestones you l...

Apparently someone told them I was coming going to be in the area... TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Blah blah blah, Something something: Elephant Gloryholes. Punchline. TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

I had great expectations for attending the Jamboree at A Nice Golf Course... A couple weeks ago I was in San Francisco at Olympic for the ...

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