Listen 2 Uncle Jay

What the actual fuck....? You're looking for that pedal on the right, there, Speedy... Yeah- that Obama sticker on your hybrid is kin...

"My State" by a Local But their jelly is awful on toast. Low gas prices=worst roads in the US. Everyone commits 5 fel...

...how he got that way. Ha! TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

...and yet so far. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. :-(

Jeeves needs to take one for the team... Either let him finish, or at least fake an orgasm, Jeeves. TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

"My State" by a Local Home of falsified birth certificates and dope-smoking Presidents. Not sure of where this is. ...

Old Money Dog prefers loose leaf notebook paper to Hammermill Bond. TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

-or- Reading the headlines as I wait for my SECOND delayed flight today. (DANGER - LOTS OF PROFANITY AHEAD - CLICK HERE IF YOU ARE EASILY...

Old Money Dog needs to establish dominance. (Especially after the War on Vacuum Cleaners) TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Whoever had "First flight delayed, connection bumped to later flight with shitty seat" in the pool is today's winner. You can...

... of the flight I'm going to be on tomorrow AM... (From the FX series "Legit") Welcome to my world... TBG - - ΜΟROΝ...

However delightful this activity may be, Old Money Dog will bite you if you blow in his face... (Hint: You may need a breath mint.) ...

TBG - ΜΟLTeΝ LAΛΑ

Old Money Dog must drink from the porcelain font first, though... TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Old Money Dog is going out to eat tonight... TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Old Money Dog thinks the Post Service needs some instruction... TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

"My State" by a Local Hey, you're the ones who legalized dope. I have no sympathy for you. Yeah- I would want to get too...

Are you using Waze? If you do a lot of driving, you should. Find it in the Google Play store... Its pretty handy for getting alerts about...

Old Money Dog has issues with traffic lights too... Canine color blindness. TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Old Money Dog is outraged! TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Wow... This choo choo is haulin' ass...

Buttocks! I meant to say buttocks! TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Dude. I know you're pissed at her and all her drama. I know you're tired of her crap and her girlfriends, and her indecision and he...

Wow. I'm going to have to have my left ear looked at... I was in Car1, seat 7 when I got on in Jax... 2 minutes after settling in, a g...

Two conductors are burning up the lines here in the club car. They're trying to roust an engineer (repair guy) to get a repair done when...

Well, if doing the same thing over and over expecting different results is the very embodiment of insanity, let's try something new... ...

Old Money Dog knows you can afford a pocket watch with the fortune he pays you! TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Old Money Dog is quite the gourmet! TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Old Money Dog will not put up with such an affront! TBG - - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE