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Did you know how Bill and Hillary Clinton met? They both dated the same girls in college! (I Should be careful about making fun of her, sinc...

Hi Guys Knowing TBG's propensity for the mammary-enabled, I'm pretty sure his TiVo is full up with often watched episodes of Nigella...

"So I'm gonna book ya, then take possession of all the CONTRABAND in your truck for evidence." Proxi - Just filling in

Yes, I can "do it". No, you can't help. And who is the poor bastard who is assigned to the Bathroom Helper position? A pretty ...

What in the hell is wrong with you guys? TrampStamps are for chix, not d00ds... KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF! Proxi Sabot - Just filling in.

Here's a little something to get things going. TBG left me this to kick-start my posts. He siad to be sure I gave a hattip to KK for the...

Hello Constant Readers... I'm Proxi. Glad to meetcha. Since I'm sure you have a few questions, here are the answers: Yes. No. Almost...

Greetings Constant Readers... I'm going off the grid for a bit, sporadic Interw3b access, phone, etc. I've hired a temp to fill i...

...It isn't just one of your holiday games... I was over reading Naughty Drinks over at Slashfood and remembered an incident from abo...

Jeebus Pete, I thought the Bearsharktopus was a nightmare... Now we have... Bastard must spin a helluva web... TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

My friend Lisa over at Homesick Texan has a new recipe posted... Chocolate Chip Pecan Cookies ...the twist? She made them with bacon gre...

Are you sure you want this tattoo? Isn't there a law about not tattooing drunk people? TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Got any candy? How about a small pet? TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Population: This guy. Segway company owner dies in fall British businessman Jimi Heselden, who bought the company last year, dies in a f...

Genties and Ladlemen: Mr. Charlie Daniels ! Mr. President, I write this letter as a patriot, a taxpayer, a lifelong resident and as concer...

"Give me a Sandwich and a Douchebag and there's nothing I can't do!" TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

I recently came across a archive of American Thinker's Graph-of-the-Day pages. A Keen Graph of the Obvious The author (Randall Hoven)...

 UK Proposes All Paychecks Go to the State First The UK's tax collection agency is putting forth a proposal that all employers send emp...

Well blow me down, Constant Readarrrrs! If it ain't "Talk Like a Pirate Day" again! (If'n ye don't remember, here...

If you were in the upstairs hallway near my office on Thursday afternoon you might have heard the following exchange: Irritating IDSer: ...

For a fun Saturday read, here's a little something from the Doorknob file to amuse you while I'm off actually doing something produc...

Helena police are looking for the homes of 10 wayward gnomes found on a Mount Helena trail. Police Chief Troy McGee says the gnomes were fo...

Obam-m-ma (5x) He wants to tax us like they do in Europe, jeez Hope and change and unicorns and socialists appease (dont want it) Peac...

Deep-fried beer invented in Texas Inventor Mark Zable: "Nobody has been able to fry a liquid before. It tastes like you took a bit...

Jeebus on an bright red pogo stick, I think you people believe that I actually enjoy sitting in TSA interrogation rooms. Just in via Con...

Not only No but Hell No. No F%$@&ing Way. Not even "For flights anywhere from one to possibly even up to three hours ..." ...

(from the "You've gotta be shitting me" files...) So... It seems the Magic Negro in the White House is a little thin-skinned...

You never know what will come pouring out of the old iPod when you have it playing for 3 days straight... On the recent road trip a lot of...

"Religion of Peace" my aching, dying ass. Remember it... TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Getting on the road this morning was a joy... As a rule, you usually want to check your cargo in the morning before getting underway, just...